Julie's Football Picks

2011- 2012  Season

Don't look like an asshole when betting on the football games, let Julie do it for you.
Julie is an outgoing and very confident anus and she uses her intuition, and not much else, to provide these picks as a service to you
... her adoring fans!
Julie picks a confidence number from 1- 16 for each game and the higher the number, the more confidence she has in her pick.


This year we are continuing the fun with having the football pool at Spank School.  You can follow the threads about the football pool there. 


Would you like to join our Football Pool?  Then simply join Spank School, and post your picks each week in the football thread.  If you just want to join Spank School to play in our football pool, then after joining, simply post in the Site News section and give me a heads up about that.



Excel Sheet Stats
(see ALL the stats as Julie adds them!)

every weeks player picks and totals updated constantly
(Last Update - Monday Aug 5th)

Week 1
90 points
Gareth and Janitor Steve!
(a tie!)
Week 2
115 points
  Steven Wins!
Week 3
107 points
Deb Wins!
Week 4
104 points
Deb Wins!

Week 5
106 points
Coach Tiger wins!
Week 6
130 points
Sensay Wins!
Week 7
106 points
Coach Tiger Wins!
Week 8
111 points
Sensay Wins!

Week 9
105 points
Deb wins!
Week 10
86 points
Janitor Steve wins!
Week 11
125 points
Coach Tiger Wins!
Week 12
130 points
Deb wins!

Week 13
104 points
Janitor Steve Wins!
Week 14
123 points
Sensay and Rene Tie!
Week 15
74 points
Sensay Wins!
Week 16
105 points
Janitor Steve wins!

Week 17
120 points
Janitor Steve Wins!
Week 18
104 points
Sensay Wins!




Questions and Answers:

Who is Julie?
Julie Janitori is a bummy hole.  She is z's bummy hole to be exact.

Is Julie really an anus? 
Yes, Julie is an anus.  She is also a bummy hole, bummy button, naughty little stink hole, pink tight puckered pit.

How does Julie make her football picks?
She uses her anus intuition and not much else.

What is this about her having a tooth?  Isn't that dangerous?
That's why you shouldn't stick anything you are especially fond of into Julie, especially if she is in a bad mood!  Julie has just one tooth, but it spins.  It is the sharpest tooth on the planet and since it spins she only needs one tooth.

Can I meet Julie?
No, she is shy.  She is a bummy hole.  She doesn't date, also she is married.

Who is Julie married to?
Julie was wed to Janitor Steve in September 2001.  It was a small ceremony, but there was music and a number of witnesses.

If Julie is shy, how can she do so many things?
She overcomes her shyness in order to get things done.

I heard that Julie has a very long signature line.  What is that about?
Julie didn't want to go against the rules of netequette and have a signature line that was more than four lines long, but she realized the importance of providing accurate information, so she created a website page to hold her ever expanding signature line.

What is Julie's favorite color.
That's an easy one, pink!

What does Julie think of people making wise cracks about her being an asshole?
Julie feels they are just jealous!



Do you have a question for Julie?  Then write to julie (at) smilingwithteeth (dot) com

Julie is extremely busy, but when she has the times she will reply.